Meet our writer, Korravai Ardhanarishvar

A reclusive eldritch thing pretending to be a witch who occasionally moonlights as a university professor, she can be found at home trying to out-Ramsay Gordon Ramsey. When she isn't writing or researching, she can be found lounging about with a good book, a bottle of vodka, and a pipe full of Old Toby. Summoning her for anything else but deadlines or date-night might not be a good idea.